Ladies and gentlemen, Bryan Sylvester and his world- renowned orchestra invites you to take your partners for the Tonsil Tango. that’s it, twirl your tongues around each others mouths. never mind the dance floor, oh my god! you’re the Fred and Ginger of the bedroom floor. all thanks, of course, to this breath spray, which helps leave your mouth fresher than Bryan gets with the female violinist. now for the Horizontal Hooplah ( aka the…oh, you’ll have to visit a more adult site to find out).

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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If you’ve ever been standing by the luggage carousel when a charter flight’s just come in, you ‘ll have seen plenty of unattractive bags. but none more unsightly than those caused by too many late nights spent partying. because there’s only so long you can hide behind dark glasses for, we’ve introduced ‘ no old bags allowed’. this refreshing gel with arnica and orange flower water will soon help diminish those trunks under your eyes. once again leaving you with an appearance that belies the date on your birth certificate.

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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After certain highly visible celebrities (naming no names) not everyone now wants their lips inflated like a hot air balloon. but everyone wants their lips to be smooth, moisturised and kissable. which is why you’ll be mad for ’stop cracking up’ our new balm. with a host of ingredients including beeswax, olive oil and zingiber to keep dryness and soreness at bay, it will soon be any excuse to pucker up. Pity poor babies when politicians get hold of a tube. and just imagine the fashion shows? why darling, they’ll be more kissing than bitching.

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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After fighting tired looking peepers in…wherever eye bag slayers go to vanquish the nightmare of baggy eyes (California’s always popular),‘Puffy’, the finest of all the eye bag slayers is now back with a capital B on British soil and onto the anatomicals web site. (truth is, we were looking for a more efficient production source, but that doesn’t sound quite so adventurous). when you haven’t had enough sleep, you can now open the fridge to find more than a carton of eggs, a green pepper and something that looks like it might once have been cheese, left to chill for 30 minutes, this gel mask will leave your eyes cool, refreshed and, yes, less puffy. definitely more vamp than vampire.

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. The recommended 8 hours’ sleep a night is a hell of a lot of time to be spent snoring. so when you’ve got something more interesting to do or, indeed, boring (like working through the night) you’ll be glad of our ‘Snoozers are Losers’ caffeine packed energy patches. just one on your arm and you’re back in the land of the living quicker than a freshly thawed out Walt Disney.

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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The 7 deadly skins: 1: Rough 2: Dry 3: Flaky 4: Dull 5: Spotty 6: Sluggish 7: Scaly Use this incredible body scrub, otherwise you and your epidermis are destined for hell!

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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When you’ve finally gotten out of bed, here’s a shower gel that definitely won’t have you wanting to get back into it. In fact, this particular cosmic cleanser will be more shocking than opening your bank statement in the morning. ( ‘Jeez, who the hell spends that much buying someone dinner with no guarantee of sex afterwards?’) the menthol and host of other refreshing ingredients will help you to start your day bright and breezy. even if you end it fed up and exhausted.

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Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Anatomicals.
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